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WHICH OF THESE KENYAN TRIBES IS THE FUNNIEST? (1) A KIKUYU man who remove his shoes 2 enter a taxi. (2) A MAASAI man who goes 2 d bank with a spanner 2 open an account. (3) A COAST man who goes 2 bed with a ruler just 2 know how long he has slept. (4) A TURKANA man who watches news on TV.....and waves at d news reader. (5) A SOMALI nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient simply becos she 4got 2 give him sleeping pills. (6) A INDIAN man who turns down d volume of his TV becos he wants 2 read a text message. (7) A LUO man who sprays himself with Raid insecticide 2 keep mosquito away. (8) A KALENJIN man who polishes his shoes 2 take passport sized photo. (9) A LUHYA man who climbs a mango tree 2 check if d mangoes are ripe enuff......thencomes down and starts trying 2 pluck d mangoes with stones. (10) A KISII man who choose 2 drink fanta becos he thinks sprite is unripe. (11) A KAMBA man who puts his radio inside d refrigerator becos he wants 2 listen 2 cool FM. #mose
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of Good Musambati: Bad Interviewer: Come Musambati: Go Interviewer: Ugly Musambati: Fine Interviewer: You are wrong! Musambati: you are right! Interviewer: Shut up! Musambati: Keep talking! Interviewer: Ok,now stop all that. Musambati: Ok,now carry on all that. Interviewer: Get out! Musambati: Come in! Interviewer: Oh,my God! Musambati: Oh,my Devil! Interviewer: You are Rejected! Musambati: I’m selected! #Stolen
Kinda hard to sleep with loud music playing everywhere throughout the night..